khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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bogleech:

Can we talk about what a model parent Aragog was I mean he had nothing against Harry and Ron and he wasn’t gonna eat them but his kids felt differently and he was not gonna tell them what to do he let them choose their own path in life that’s better than like half the other characters that people look up to

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice