supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

mermeme:

mermeme:

can you guys help me with this spot the difference? its really hard :/

IM GOING TO NEED NIGHT VISION GOGGLES WITH THE SHADE BEING THROWN HERE

amortizing:

2000: ugly  
2001: ugly  
2002: ugly  
2003: ugly  
2004: ugly  
2005: ugly  
2006: ugly  
2007: ugly  
2008: ugly  
2009: ugly  
2010: ugly  
2011: ugly  
2012: ugly  
2013: ugly 
2014: still ugly  

when are we going to get to the plot twist. 2015 or nah?

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

kingtutty:

angfdz:

i just accidentally sent a pic of my pussy to my landlord. 

yo rent finna be low as hell

0fficerjenny:

technically, your entire life has lead up to the moment you are currently reading this textpost

aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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